This was taken today. I am master of the the obvious OUTLAW is mr. X rays.


masteroftheobvious (5/28/2009 12:33:20 PM): whats going on?


mr.xrays (5/28/2009 12:33:24 PM): nothin
masteroftheobvious (5/28/2009 12:33:35 PM): you were naked and not talking
mr.xrays (5/28/2009 12:33:43 PM): so
mr.xrays (5/28/2009 12:33:43 PM): lol
masteroftheobvious (5/28/2009 12:33:54 PM): haha. okay that is a bit odd
masteroftheobvious (5/28/2009 12:34:53 PM): whats going on? your back in the old account lol.
mr.xrays (5/28/2009 12:35:10 PM): no
mr.xrays (5/28/2009 12:35:11 PM): i dont play
masteroftheobvious (5/28/2009 12:35:23 PM): the one they still haven't taken my seasonal crap out of of grrrrr.
masteroftheobvious (5/28/2009 12:35:31 PM): what do you meaN?
masteroftheobvious (5/28/2009 12:35:44 PM): who was that then?
masteroftheobvious (5/28/2009 12:35:50 PM): anked etc.
masteroftheobvious (5/28/2009 12:36:00 PM): naked
masteroftheobvious (5/28/2009 12:37:20 PM): you moved all the new collectibles out of zynga friendly
mr.xrays (5/28/2009 12:37:27 PM): i dont play
mr.xrays (5/28/2009 12:37:28 PM): this
mr.xrays (5/28/2009 12:37:29 PM): shit
masteroftheobvious (5/28/2009 12:37:56 PM): whwhat are you talking about?
mr.xrays (5/28/2009 12:38:02 PM): i dont play
mr.xrays (5/28/2009 12:38:03 PM): this
mr.xrays (5/28/2009 12:38:03 PM): shit
mr.xrays (5/28/2009 12:38:04 PM): what
mr.xrays (5/28/2009 12:38:06 PM): u dont read
masteroftheobvious (5/28/2009 12:38:23 PM): yes i read. but i don't know what you are talking about.
mr.xrays (5/28/2009 2:45:29 PM): ryan hacked me
mr.xrays (5/28/2009 2:45:30 PM): lol
mr.xrays (5/28/2009 2:45:37 PM): he took all
masteroftheobvious (5/28/2009 2:45:43 PM): WTF
masteroftheobvious (5/28/2009 2:45:53 PM): are you sure it wasn't joody
mr.xrays (5/28/2009 2:45:58 PM): nopp
mr.xrays (5/28/2009 2:46:03 PM): check this
mr.xrays (5/28/2009 2:47:29 PM): im just a dumb fool
mr.xrays (5/28/2009 2:47:30 PM): such a loser
mr.xrays (5/28/2009 2:47:35 PM): i keep trustin people
mr.xrays (5/28/2009 2:47:35 PM): loooooooooooool
mr.xrays (5/28/2009 2:47:37 PM): im so dumbbbbbbbbbbbb
mr.xrays (5/28/2009 2:48:07 PM): that between him and candy
masteroftheobvious (5/28/2009 2:48:38 PM): did candy send that. it is hard to read can i enlarge it.
mr.xrays (5/28/2009 2:48:52 PM): ryan says to candy
mr.xrays (5/28/2009 2:48:56 PM): u brought out law to my new account
mr.xrays (5/28/2009 2:49:00 PM): candy said
mr.xrays (5/28/2009 2:49:05 PM): yes man i didnt know u had all the shit there
mr.xrays (5/28/2009 2:49:12 PM): man u takin all from him
masteroftheobvious (5/28/2009 2:49:12 PM): you know, you should have give me the stuff back.
mr.xrays (5/28/2009 2:49:14 PM): dont do that man
mr.xrays (5/28/2009 2:49:22 PM): that nigga wanna kill hisself
masteroftheobvious (5/28/2009 2:49:22 PM): lol
mr.xrays (5/28/2009 2:49:25 PM): for trustin us man
mr.xrays (5/28/2009 2:49:29 PM): im suck a lsoer
mr.xrays (5/28/2009 2:49:32 PM): looooooooooool
masteroftheobvious (5/28/2009 2:51:42 PM): damn
masteroftheobvious (5/28/2009 2:52:04 PM): nnow they got all the stuff you were holding for me too.
masteroftheobvious (5/28/2009 2:52:14 PM): i hate ryan
masteroftheobvious (5/28/2009 2:52:26 PM): he turned into a greedy fcuk overnight
mr.xrays (5/28/2009 2:52:29 PM): 2 stages 2 df 2 lavas 6 thrones 6 tigers toilet moose fountain
mr.xrays (5/28/2009 2:52:38 PM): andd all small stuff new collectibles
masteroftheobvious (5/28/2009 2:53:03 PM): i know remember, i put that in the account to make you look rich? lol
masteroftheobvious (5/28/2009 2:53:21 PM): which you already where.
masteroftheobvious (5/28/2009 2:53:31 PM): call down lionheart
mr.xrays (5/28/2009 2:53:37 PM): and what
masteroftheobvious (5/28/2009 2:53:52 PM): have him take em out.
mr.xrays (5/28/2009 2:53:58 PM): what u mean
masteroftheobvious (5/28/2009 2:54:01 PM): d rock was banned today
mr.xrays (5/28/2009 2:54:07 PM): fuck drock
masteroftheobvious (5/28/2009 2:54:13 PM): i know.
mr.xrays (5/28/2009 2:54:43 PM): lion offline
masteroftheobvious (5/28/2009 2:55:02 PM): i know he isn't on much but i do know he thinks your str8
mr.xrays (5/28/2009 2:55:19 PM): i know
mr.xrays (5/28/2009 2:55:23 PM): he is my friend long time
masteroftheobvious (5/28/2009 2:55:23 PM): i was going to ask him to negotiate with you getting my stuff back
masteroftheobvious (5/28/2009 2:55:33 PM): yes. he said that.
mr.xrays (5/28/2009 2:55:35 PM): i told him from first time
mr.xrays (5/28/2009 2:55:40 PM): that ur stff
mr.xrays (5/28/2009 2:55:41 PM): with me
mr.xrays (5/28/2009 2:55:45 PM): and last time
mr.xrays (5/28/2009 2:55:48 PM): before couple days
mr.xrays (5/28/2009 2:55:53 PM): i was goin to give u pink st age
mr.xrays (5/28/2009 2:55:55 PM): and we end this
mr.xrays (5/28/2009 2:55:57 PM): but i got scammed
mr.xrays (5/28/2009 2:55:57 PM): lol
mr.xrays (5/28/2009 2:55:59 PM): fake stage
masteroftheobvious (5/28/2009 2:56:05 PM): he is also very good at omg
masteroftheobvious (5/28/2009 2:56:20 PM): well lionheart, he is a good person. maybe he can help you.
mr.xrays (5/28/2009 2:56:30 PM): nah
mr.xrays (5/28/2009 2:56:35 PM): i quit
mr.xrays (5/28/2009 2:56:43 PM): maybe i try
mr.xrays (5/28/2009 2:56:43 PM): to give u a stage
mr.xrays (5/28/2009 2:56:43 PM): or smthn
mr.xrays (5/28/2009 2:56:43 PM): but i quit
mr.xrays (5/28/2009 2:56:45 PM): cause this time
mr.xrays (5/28/2009 2:56:49 PM): i get fuccked
mr.xrays (5/28/2009 2:56:52 PM): very hard
mr.xrays (5/28/2009 2:59:04 PM): and dont htink i was hackin u or shit
mr.xrays (5/28/2009 2:59:06 PM): i talk shit to u
mr.xrays (5/28/2009 2:59:11 PM): but itell all people i will give u back
mr.xrays (5/28/2009 2:59:15 PM): and i was goin to do it
mr.xrays (5/28/2009 2:59:16 PM): b ut u see
mr.xrays (5/28/2009 2:59:25 PM): every thing fuced up
masteroftheobvious (5/28/2009 3:00:58 PM): sorry i had to re open i couldn't type.
masteroftheobvious (5/28/2009 3:01:17 PM): Well, all i know is that
masteroftheobvious (5/28/2009 3:01:47 PM): it sounds like candy had some regret but ryan is just one greedy fuck
masteroftheobvious (5/28/2009 3:02:17 PM): who is ryan running with now?
mr.xrays (5/28/2009 3:02:26 PM): ryan
mr.xrays (5/28/2009 3:02:29 PM): dont want to play
masteroftheobvious (5/28/2009 3:02:32 PM): Kappa?
mr.xrays (5/28/2009 3:02:32 PM): he want to sell real money
mr.xrays (5/28/2009 3:02:34 PM): and buy weed
mr.xrays (5/28/2009 3:02:38 PM): thats it
masteroftheobvious (5/28/2009 3:02:41 PM): lol
mr.xrays (5/28/2009 3:03:00 PM): i swear
masteroftheobvious (5/28/2009 3:03:03 PM): cuck
masteroftheobvious (5/28/2009 3:05:08 PM): fuck
masteroftheobvious (5/28/2009 3:05:21 PM): he must roll blunts.
masteroftheobvious (5/28/2009 4:15:37 PM): What are you going to do now?
mr.xrays (5/28/2009 4:15:45 PM): i got stuff bacj
mr.xrays (5/28/2009 4:15:49 PM): senioreta
masteroftheobvious (5/28/2009 4:16:04 PM): ooooh really? awesome
masteroftheobvious (5/28/2009 4:16:12 PM): candy come through?
mr.xrays (5/28/2009 4:16:21 PM): no
mr.xrays (5/28/2009 4:16:23 PM): he came to me
mr.xrays (5/28/2009 4:16:25 PM): sayin im sorry man
mr.xrays (5/28/2009 4:16:29 PM): i dont know how i think to do it
mr.xrays (5/28/2009 4:16:32 PM): im so sorry man
mr.xrays (5/28/2009 4:16:33 PM): u r my bro
mr.xrays (5/28/2009 4:16:34 PM): i never do it
mr.xrays (5/28/2009 4:16:39 PM): i dont know what i was thinkin
mr.xrays (5/28/2009 4:16:41 PM): bla bla bka
masteroftheobvious (5/28/2009 4:16:49 PM): aight
masteroftheobvious (5/28/2009 4:17:00 PM): ryan is the evil one honestly
masteroftheobvious (5/28/2009 4:17:15 PM): he used babes, everyone to get rich.
masteroftheobvious (5/28/2009 4:17:24 PM): didn't care/
masteroftheobvious (5/28/2009 4:17:49 PM): at first i thought he was a nice guy but he got a snort of that yocaine and he went nuts
mr.xrays (5/28/2009 4:17:56 PM): he is good
mr.xrays (5/28/2009 4:18:08 PM): but he got problems
mr.xrays (5/28/2009 4:18:09 PM): real life
masteroftheobvious (5/28/2009 4:18:11 PM): Ryan?
mr.xrays (5/28/2009 4:18:14 PM): so he though
mr.xrays (5/28/2009 4:18:17 PM): when he scamm me
mr.xrays (5/28/2009 4:18:19 PM): he can get money
mr.xrays (5/28/2009 4:18:20 PM): but now
masteroftheobvious (5/28/2009 4:18:22 PM): yeah
mr.xrays (5/28/2009 4:18:23 PM): he come to me
mr.xrays (5/28/2009 4:18:24 PM): and sayin
mr.xrays (5/28/2009 4:18:24 PM): sorry
mr.xrays (5/28/2009 4:18:27 PM): please
mr.xrays (5/28/2009 4:18:28 PM): forgive me
mr.xrays (5/28/2009 4:18:29 PM): u r my bro
masteroftheobvious (5/28/2009 4:18:30 PM): ah
masteroftheobvious (5/28/2009 4:18:39 PM): so they got
masteroftheobvious (5/28/2009 4:18:47 PM): guilty
masteroftheobvious (5/28/2009 4:18:56 PM): well there is hope for them yet.
mr.xrays (5/28/2009 4:18:57 PM): like candy
mr.xrays (5/28/2009 4:19:00 PM): they fuck with me
mr.xrays (5/28/2009 4:19:02 PM): then come kiss ass
mr.xrays (5/28/2009 4:19:06 PM): and im so dumb
mr.xrays (5/28/2009 4:19:06 PM): have good heart
mr.xrays (5/28/2009 4:19:10 PM): i forgive
mr.xrays (5/28/2009 4:19:10 PM): and trust again
masteroftheobvious (5/28/2009 4:19:10 PM): hahahaha.
mr.xrays (5/28/2009 4:19:11 PM): lol
masteroftheobvious (5/28/2009 4:19:30 PM): well, you fucked with me but haven't given me anything back yet
mr.xrays (5/28/2009 4:19:47 PM): i said to all i will give u back
mr.xrays (5/28/2009 4:19:50 PM): but it need time
mr.xrays (5/28/2009 4:19:52 PM): cause i lost stage
mr.xrays (5/28/2009 4:19:54 PM): 5 million
mr.xrays (5/28/2009 4:19:56 PM): and tahts bad
masteroftheobvious (5/28/2009 4:20:00 PM): i know.
mr.xrays (5/28/2009 4:20:01 PM): that what fucked me
mr.xrays (5/28/2009 4:20:03 PM): or stage
mr.xrays (5/28/2009 4:20:11 PM): i was goin to give u pink
mr.xrays (5/28/2009 4:20:13 PM): and i will keep alot
mr.xrays (5/28/2009 4:20:16 PM): 1 stage
mr.xrays (5/28/2009 4:20:16 PM): 2 df
mr.xrays (5/28/2009 4:20:17 PM): sceptor
mr.xrays (5/28/2009 4:20:18 PM): thrones
mr.xrays (5/28/2009 4:20:19 PM): tigers
mr.xrays (5/28/2009 4:20:21 PM): toilet
mr.xrays (5/28/2009 4:20:21 PM): moose
mr.xrays (5/28/2009 4:20:22 PM): lavas
mr.xrays (5/28/2009 4:20:23 PM): fountain
mr.xrays (5/28/2009 4:20:24 PM): that good
mr.xrays (5/28/2009 4:20:26 PM): but now
mr.xrays (5/28/2009 4:20:29 PM): u can say no coins
mr.xrays (5/28/2009 4:20:31 PM): but good stuff
mr.xrays (5/28/2009 4:20:37 PM): but why i cant make money now
mr.xrays (5/28/2009 4:20:41 PM): cause i bought stuff hight price
mr.xrays (5/28/2009 4:20:45 PM): now prices down
masteroftheobvious (5/28/2009 4:20:50 PM): i don't want coins
masteroftheobvious (5/28/2009 4:20:57 PM): i don't want stages
masteroftheobvious (5/28/2009 4:21:09 PM): i would love a df and fountains
masteroftheobvious (5/28/2009 4:21:28 PM): you don't have to give me all at once
mr.xrays (5/28/2009 4:21:35 PM): i just want u
mr.xrays (5/28/2009 4:21:36 PM): i know
mr.xrays (5/28/2009 4:21:38 PM): i just want u
mr.xrays (5/28/2009 4:21:39 PM): to dont worry
masteroftheobvious (5/28/2009 4:21:39 PM): prices are fucked.
mr.xrays (5/28/2009 4:21:40 PM): im here
mr.xrays (5/28/2009 4:21:42 PM): and u know
mr.xrays (5/28/2009 4:21:46 PM): i wont do shit
mr.xrays (5/28/2009 4:21:48 PM): just dont worry
masteroftheobvious (5/28/2009 4:21:53 PM): i know.
masteroftheobvious (5/28/2009 4:22:02 PM): but i miss my stuff
masteroftheobvious (5/28/2009 4:22:36 PM): prices going down fucked everyone once casino hack was done
masteroftheobvious (5/28/2009 4:22:48 PM): ppl need to find another way to make money lol
mr.xrays (5/28/2009 4:23:04 PM): gettin chicks
masteroftheobvious (5/28/2009 4:23:07 PM): they are willing to buy coins but no one can sell things so they can sell coins
masteroftheobvious (5/28/2009 4:24:02 PM): gettin chicks?
mr.xrays (5/28/2009 4:24:10 PM): yea
mr.xrays (5/28/2009 4:24:13 PM): tradin chicks
mr.xrays (5/28/2009 4:24:17 PM): get bitchs
mr.xrays (5/28/2009 4:24:21 PM): let them work other countries
mr.xrays (5/28/2009 4:24:23 PM): u get coins
mr.xrays (5/28/2009 4:24:25 PM): loooooooooooool
masteroftheobvious (5/28/2009 4:24:28 PM): OMG
masteroftheobvious (5/28/2009 4:24:43 PM): thats slavery
masteroftheobvious (5/28/2009 4:24:50 PM): you are sick
mr.xrays (5/28/2009 4:25:11 PM): loooooooooooooooooool
mr.xrays (5/28/2009 4:25:29 PM): brb i go to bathroom
masteroftheobvious (5/28/2009 4:25:38 PM): you have one strange sense of humor
mr.xrays (5/28/2009 4:26:05 PM): how much pot of gold
masteroftheobvious (5/28/2009 4:26:59 PM): not much
masteroftheobvious (5/28/2009 4:27:14 PM): look at events
mr.xrays (5/28/2009 4:27:38 PM): wat event
masteroftheobvious (5/28/2009 4:27:44 PM): hey you know all that seasonal crap i nthe contemporary
masteroftheobvious (5/28/2009 4:27:48 PM): house?
mr.xrays (5/28/2009 4:27:54 PM): tea
masteroftheobvious (5/28/2009 4:27:55 PM): i miss it.
mr.xrays (5/28/2009 4:27:56 PM): tyea
mr.xrays (5/28/2009 4:27:57 PM): yea
masteroftheobvious (5/28/2009 4:28:06 PM): you won't sell it.
mr.xrays (5/28/2009 4:28:10 PM): no
mr.xrays (5/28/2009 4:28:11 PM): its there
mr.xrays (5/28/2009 4:28:12 PM): lol
masteroftheobvious (5/28/2009 4:28:18 PM): i know.
mr.xrays (5/28/2009 4:28:18 PM): i never touched it
masteroftheobvious (5/28/2009 4:28:32 PM): stacked in a fugly pile you don't do seasonals lol
masteroftheobvious (5/28/2009 4:29:04 PM): i want it. grrrrrr
masteroftheobvious (5/28/2009 4:29:11 PM): okay look in events
masteroftheobvious (5/28/2009 4:29:24 PM): they should tell you how much pot of gold is worth.
masteroftheobvious (5/28/2009 4:29:36 PM): or do you mean going through and finding them on profiles?
masteroftheobvious (5/28/2009 5:18:34 PM): will you be around for a while? i am sick so i have to take a nap. and no it isn't the swine flu lol
mr.xrays (5/28/2009 5:18:44 PM): im here
masteroftheobvious (5/28/2009 5:19:08 PM): okay well i am glad ryan and candy came to their senses.

banned from omp...lol

Well, to me it ws just a lovely bodyscape, but i guess her hand covering her girl bits looked a bit clutched into it. should have seen the photos where she iddn't cover them. lmao

new images

so having rebecca coming to town is always inspiring, and she is leaving tomorrow. we only did 2 shoots, but we are going for a third tonight. prolly just trying to redo some of the boschian fruit images we did with hotlights on her first bodypaing experience with me....anyhow, enough for now, more later

Winter blahs

yes, I have not written for a few months. I have been in deep depression and have a wonderful excess of apathy and lack of inspiration. Anyone with some extra is welcome to give me some more. I have not been editing. I have not been doing anything. All I know, is that this too will pass. I have nothing wrong in my life except the artistic temperment that seems to sometimes envelope me in melancholy. I am looking forwsrd to having peole come and stay with me or stop by from march 3-14th....so please call me if you are interested in bringing some inspiration to the Lapis hotel. I just started photographing old bulding the other week, I have pink high heels and a matching new wig which i need to add, and I apologize for not editing more photos for those muses who have inspired me. I will be doing more. Just can't do it when I am in this funk. But don't worry, Lapis is a survivor, and I will be back..(and better than ever?)

Jessamyn came to town

And I threw her in the snow for 15 frames before she looked like she was gonna die, and then took her into my bathroom in the middle of the night and did a lot of edits. Used the infrared filter on the greenish reddish floor one which is a version tghat I am not posting on my other sites. I should show some of my filter fun image. They are good but I think also more interesting in print sized.

Kudos

To all of those I have not been reading or following as I am a bad bad person who is in their own world. i have a lot of stuff i need to get out, but I have been editing again and will be back for ranting and humor soon. If not before March, then in March (thank you seasonal affective disorder.)

Bob Randall is funny as all hell :D

Not only a brilliant commercial photographer, Mr. Randall and I have worked together a few times and hung out more. I got him hooked on model mayhem....for the betterment of the site I would like to think :D haha.

Anyhow, might as well see some of the images he did of me to contrast the ones he posts on the sides of CTA busses.